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big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

then shafter let rip "shud up you pair , i thought i heard somefink , "

the 2 said " like what sir"

" like laughter "

" that was us you dosey git"

shafter clips them both round the ear " no it wasn't it was someone else as well , "

andy switched the tape machine on and leaves it , he gets up and creeps back to the hideout with luc,

they are both ending themselfs with laughter , at the 3 misfits ,

then andy tells luc that he switched the tape and to watch what happens .

so they both take a seat and salute a beer as they watch the daft theifs , coming on big time to the doll .

andy had put a tape of erotic dance music and haad swung the doll to make it look like it was dancing , the 3 thiefs were fighting with each other over who was gonna get the girl .

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Emperor Morphetine · Screen Legend Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 3576

'She's mine, you ninnies!' spat Trumpington. 'I'm the most charming of us rogues.' he chuckled, and seized the doll as quickly as he could. 'Oi!' screeched Shafter. ' We agreed that whatever we finds, we shares!' he yelled. ' I fink 'e meant material goods.' chortled Bonkwell. 'Don't care.' sulked Shafter. ' I found 'er, she were meant for me.' he sneered, and grabbed the doll, running for the hills.

'E's only bally gone and deserted us, guv.' observed Bonkwell. 'Never mind, we'll deal with him later.' said Trumpington quickly, brushing it off. 'But 'ow?' asked his colleague. ' I have a plan...' sneered Trumpington. 'Now, onwards. We have loot to acquire and ladies to charm.' he added, pointing a wisened finger. Meanwhile, Shafter had reached the top end of the campsite and was trying to find a tent for himself and his lady love. 'Now darlin, where d'you fancy staying the night?' he asked. The doll said nothing. 'The silent type, eh me lovely?' he chortled.

With that he took it to one side. 'If you don't want a tent, there's always the bushes.' laughed Shafter. The doll still said nothing. 'Alwight then, bushes it is.' he said, stripping the clothes from the doll. 'Ang on, I've been 'ad!' he roared angrily. 'I'll bally get whoever did this! Wot a cruel trick to play on an old lag like meself.' he spat.

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