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K · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject:

Honiko was now between a rock and a hard place [!]. Should she go with her secret love of so many months, or her newly discovered love? She took so long to decide that McAndy and Redanto had a bare knuckle fight, and then went off down the pub for a post fight drink.

Emperor Morphetine · Screen Legend Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 3576

The two stumbled out of the pub after receiving a message from Cutter. 'Redanto! McAndy! Where the devil are you?' he barked. 'You're ma besht mate, I love you!' slurred Redanto, egged on by a giggling McAndy.

'Enough of that, our relationship is strictly business.' Cutter said hastily. 'Anyway, thank you for ridding us of the Cybermen and Daleks. Wrong programme my...' he said, stopping himself before he could become angry.

'No problem!' said Redanto cheerfully. 'Indeed.' said Cutter. 'Now, rendezvous with Kay, Darth, Honiko, Catnabby and I back at base, we've just received potentially interesting correspondence.' he said and signed off.

The two began a slow crawl back to base. They turned a corner from the pub and bumped into a lone Dalek! 'EXTERMINATE!' it screamed. 'Not now, bog off.' replied McAndy, and he shot it. Before long they met the rest of the team.

Cutter took one look at them. 'Have you two been drinking?' he asked. 'Bet you can't gessh.' slurred McAndy. 'I would conclude that you are in fact bladdered.' cut in Kay. 'Good work.' replied Cutter. 'Now, where the dickens are Darth and Catnabby?' he asked, exasperated. The two quickly emerged, Darth swiftly buttoning his shirt while Catnabby fumbled for her top.

'Undercover operations?' asked Honiko. 'You could say that.' Darth said with a cheeky glint in his eye. 'By the look of things a great success.' laughed Kay, glancing at Catnabby.

'Anywho, back to the point.' said Cutter. 'We've received word that a new villain the producers put in to boost ratings is planning something terrible.' he said gravely. 'We'll have to work on a way to stop him using new implausible technology then.' said Catnabby. 'Quite.' added Darth. 'Could this mean a new far flung plot?' gasped Kay.

'I'm afraid that it could.' droned Cutter. 'We must be prepared, and quick.' he added, purposefully.
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big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

mcaundy then pipes up , " right retando lets get lots of coffee , and get sobered up eh , "

so off the the kitchen they went , as they passed honiko, mcaundy winked and kissed her on the cheek ,

in the kitchen mcaundy opens the coffee gives retando a spoon , and says "get eating we need to be sober fast" ,

" agreed mate "

meanwhile honiko was peeking in the kitchen to see what was happening ,

cutter shouts " honiko , come over here please , get on your pc and see if you can't locate this new demon we must get rid off ,"
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K · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject:

Cutter wondered where Kay had got to. It doesn't matter, she'll be back soon. She can't resist my overwhelming manly charms. He concentrated on Honiko and her PC. Strange, he'd never noticed how flattering her futuristic jumpsuit was.

'Oy, ye wee Jessie!' shouted McAndy, noticing Cutter leering. 'She's mah honey, not yours, ye Sassenach poof!'

'Steady on old chaps,' said Redanto, separating the men before they could start fighting. 'It all seems very sexually charged in here today.'

'It would do,' observed Catnabby sourly. 'We're trapped in a space bunker, the only place the creatures can't get us.'

Suddenly, the door to the bunker creaked open. Everyone cowered, but it was only Nostromo, the man of many disguises, and Kay.

Funny, thought Cutter, they both look very dishevelled. Obviously they have been wrestling with the beast outside.

Suddenly, the whole bunker shook, and everyone screamed. Except the men of course, who swore in a manly way.

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' My God, this beast can't be tamed!' shouted Cutter. 'Why thank you, I like to think I put the work in with the ladies.' replied Connor. 'Not you, ye wee jessie.' cut in McAndy.

' Thank you, I was going to use words to that effect.' replied Cutter. 'Nae problem.' a smiling McAndy said in response. 'Everyone, come quick.' said Honiko, beckoning everyone to her PC. They did as they were told. ' I've discovered that this beast is a flimsy CGI creation made from the last of the programme's budget, after much analysis.' she added soberly.

'You mean we won't get any fancy new costumes?' screeched Kay. 'I'm afraid not.' replied Nostromo. Kay promptly swooned theatrically. Nostromo and Cutter raced to catch her. 'She's mine, I'm more powerful and have a manlier voice.' Cutter spat.

'Never! She prefers the sensitive type and isn't interested in power or status.' hissed Nostromo. 'Gentlemen, please!' screeched Honiko. 'We need to revive her, she's very important to our mission.'

'Not to mention Cutter's libido.' Connor added sarcastically. 'Darth!' How dare you!' roared Catnabby. 'Sorry love.' said Connor, as he slunk into a corner.

All of a sudden there was a tremendous rumble. The beast was attacking! 'We have to do something, team.' ordered Cutter. 'Get Kay to the medical bay. The rest of you, assume attack positions!' he added.

Connor rushed out, pulled Catnabby to the floor and got on top of her. Then, realising his mistake, promptly got up. 'Oh, you said attack.' he said sheepishly. McAndy ad made the same error, having leapt on Honiko at the earliest opportunity.

'McAndy! Redanto! Ready the laser.' Cutter barked. At which point Nostromo entered, carrying Kay in his arms. She was stable but weak. 'My Lord' she said feebly, looking at the laser. 'It looks like a huge pair of...'

'Tits!' cursed Nostromo, who had been trying to remotely operate a reconnaisance vehicle. 'Bloody thing won't start.' he muttered. An earth shaking roar from outside startled the team.

'Lets get to work.' said Cutter. Mc Andy promptly took Honiko into his quarters. 'Work of a different nature!' thundered Cutter, causing a bashful McAndy to emerge, quickly followed by Honiko.

'Darth! Catnabby! Do you fancy joining me in calming the raging demon?' asked Cutter. 'Is that a euphemism?' asked Catnabby. 'No, sadly...I mean of course not.' replied Cutter. 'We must find a way of safely exiting the ship and finding our way to the laser. Only then can we stop this creature.' he said purposefully.
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K · Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:20 am Post subject:

They decided to just be brave and rush out of the door to confront the beast. Everyone put on their swishy leather coats and made themselves look Matrix-like. They burst out of the ship and to their surprise, the beast was right outside.

They stopped in surprise, and were even more surprised when the beast opened its mouth and said [in an extremely posh voice]

'Excuse me! Could you please pay me some attention instead of constantly lusting after each other? It is most rude and insensitive.'

Everyone's mouths dropped open.

'I am on my way to the Gamma Quadrant and seem to have lost my way. Could you please direct me?'

Cutter reached into his backpack and pulled out an A-Z of the universe.

'Certainly,' he began to look up the destination.

'Look out!' shouted the others. An anomaly was starting to open above his head...

big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

and then out of no where honiko looks up and there is mcaundy llooking like riddick he whips out his 2 blades and jumps on the creatures head , slashing and destroying the annomoly
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McAndy swiftly landed again. 'And all withoot taking off ma kilt!' he laughed. 'Honiko giggled. 'Ooh, you are awful.' she said. A hand tapped her on the shoulder. 'Excuse me chaps, but I still haven't got my directions yet.' said the beast.

'Ah yes.' said Cutter, who resumed leafing through his 'A-Z'. ' I believe you've taken a wrong turn and are in fact in the wrong galaxy. I do apologise.' he said, sounding genuinely sorry.

'Thank you, sir.' replied the beast. 'Have a good trip.' cut in Connor. And with that the creature was gone.

'Well, now what? ' said Redanto. 'Guess we'll have to settle for wild all night parties aboard the ship.' sighed Connor. 'Right then, I'll fetch the disco balls and we shall party like its 2099!' laughed Cutter.

'Honiko! Fetch the alcohol, we're having a bit of do!' he then ordered.
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big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

mcaundy gets the bar ready , then says to cutter " mate am gonna go put the ship on auto and her to take us to canis major " cutter nods in agreement .

honiko says " cutter i have never been show how to auto pilot the ship think i'll go with mcaundy find out how it's done"

" ok then , but remember you and cat and redanto have the food to prepare " says cutter ,

cutter then goes to his quarters and puts in his final report on the incident with the beast.

let the party begin .
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And so it began- The crew indulged themselves with alcohol and began to let their hair down after a series of tough missions. McAndy was first on the dancefloor and engaged Honiko in a quick Highland fling, while Connor pulled off a deft Moonwalk and took Catnabby's hand as he shuffled along the floor.

Cutter then proceeded to the hastily arranged food and drink table, where he sat for a while in conversation with Kay. 'It's so nice to see my crew having a good time, they deserve it.' he said, while trying not to laugh at everyone's customised disco spacesuits. 'Yes, makes a change from battling alien forces. Tonight the only thing we have to fight is the groove!' laughed Kay.

'And why fight it any longer?' laughed Cutter as he swept her into his arms and led her to the floor. Nostromo, seeing all this, quickly (and deliberately) bodypopped his way into Cutter, taking Kay from him.

'You cur!' yelled Cutter over the music. 'If a dance off is what you want, then a dance off you shall have, sir!' he roared. 'Very well.' began Nostromo. 'But I think you shall see that by the end of the night the funk and the lady will be with me.' he added.

With that the stage was set. The others moved from the floor. Fuelled by alcohol they began to cheer as Cutter and Nostromo faced each other. 'Shall we say three paces, a quick shuffle and whoever pulls off the best move wins?' asked Nostromo. 'Yes, sounds reasonable. That way I can get to business quicker.' he replied, winking at Kay.

Kay was watching on aghast. 'All this over me?' she said to Redanto. 'Yes, it seems both have taken a shine to you and your low cut spaceskirts.' he replied. 'Well...I...I.. don't know whether to be shocked or flattered.' stammered Kay.

'Both would make it interesting for the viewers.' said Connor. By now all eyes were on Nostromo, who was busy doing the Worm in response to Cutter's 'robot' dance. Who would win?

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