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K · Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:08 pm Post subject:

Suddenly, Darth Connor felt a wibbling behind him. 'Look out!' he yelled, and threw himself forward. He happened to land on Catnabby, whose clothes conveniently fell off.

'Here!' shouted Cutter, throwing a small bikini to her. 'that should cover your modesty.'

Before anyone could comment, the anomaly behind Darth opened and a frightening creature ran through. Cutter and McAndy opened fire with their futuristic guns and stunned it.

'What is it?' asked Honiko, scanning it with a tricorder.

'Put that away!' thundered Cutter. 'Or the management will realise we've got too big a budget.'

'I think its a didantosaurus mantodon. A carnivore prevalent in the Cretaceous period, and very dangerous.' said Catnabby, showing that she had brains as well as beauty.

'We'd better put it in one of those very secure packing cases then,' said McAndy, recruiting the muscly Redanto to help him with the creature...

Lucifer_666 · Site Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 12791

"Hey Cutter look at this!" Redanto says while focused intensely on the neck of the creature. Cutter moves forward and then suddenly stops "Whoa...your not getting me like that again!" Redanto rolls his eyes with a smirk "No....seriously.....it seems like some kind of technical implant on its neck" The entire group turn and look at one another in one of those dramatic moments you only ever find on a tv programme. "Now how did that get there?" Catnabby asks sexily while looking seductively at Cutter who was trying to not notice. "More importantly....why is it there?" McAndy responds looking all serious...forcing another dramatic musical moment.
Cutter stands up "Honiko...get on it...I want to know what this thing does, what it was put on for, and when it happened......basically everything." Honiko smiles as she switches her hi tech equipment on "A woman's work is never done" Resulting in all the men quickly moving off as they all knew where the conversation was going.
Meanwhile in a nearby television studio set..just as a famous punchline is about to be recorded a strange anomaly opens up and four Americans step through....the young handsome type, an old Professor, a black guy and a beauty with tank top and shorts.
An annoyed Nostromo pulls off his curly wig at the sight of the group "Are you having a laugh?"
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Emperor Morphetine · Screen Legend Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 3564

'No we are not!' thundered the American professor. 'We don't know how we got into this world you call Ingerland.' he added. 'Actually, it's England mate.' chipped in Darth Connor. 'Wherever the hell it is we're goddamn lost.' cried the Professor's young assistant.

'Anything I can do to help you, I will.' said Darth, winking slyly at the young lady in their party. Catnabby shot him a piercing look. ' Oh, don't worry love, I'm just scouting the territory.' he laughed. 'Not the first time I've heard that.' she snapped in reply.

'Team! We must work together on this.' yelled Luc. 'Squabbles must be put aside, we have more important things to worry about, like how to hide our new superweapon from the producers, don't want them knowing we've been given great importance and trying to milk us for all we're worth.' he added.

'Very true.' replied Catnabby. Her loose fitting shirt had come undone slightly, and Darth was copping an eyeful of her personal weapons. 'Darth?' asked Luc. The young scientist was miles away. 'Darth? What do you think we should do?' Luc asked again. 'Oh.err..well, we must take swift action, don't want to make boobs of ourselves now!' he said, desperately trying to cover up his daydreaming.

'Of course not. Nobody likes massive boobs in this field.' replied Cutter. 'Yes they do, actually.' said Darth. Before he could say more Catnabby stopped him. Something was headed their way...
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K · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:47 pm Post subject:

'Only me!' trilled Kay Lewis, the PR officer. She had been taking a sabbatical in Australia and had just returned. 'Strewth! Have you missed me?'

'No!' snapped Catnabby. She had always suspected that Cutter secretly yearned to rip off Kay's horn rimmed spectacles and undo her bun. She must keep him on the straight and narrow.

All the other scientist/ dinosaur/ alien hunter types stood down from their positions and relaxed.

'We thought you were a dinosaur/ alien,' said Cutter sexily, twirling his handlebar moustache in a seductive manner.

'Make your mind up!' snapped Kay. 'I've been sent here by the PM to get you to sort yourselves out. Is it dinosaurs or aliens you are chasing?'

Everyone mumbled and looked away.

'Have we met, madame?' asked Nostromo, 'You remind me of someone in my past.'

'I'm sure we haven't,' said Kay briskly.

'I have many different identities, so we may have done,' said Nostromo grandly.

'Come along you two, no time for reminiscing.' Cutter ushered everyone into the meeting room for a- er- meeting.

The meeting was boring and long, with Kay using lots of flip charts and power point presentations.

Just as she was about to finish, a loud alarm went off-

[come along you people, story time again

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Lucifer_666 · Site Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 12791

They all rushed for the doors as Kay and Cutter meet head on as the others scramble out
"In Austrailia...eh?" he queries as she stares stoney faced
"You were away that long we were starting to think you weren't returning?" he continues as she she smiles flirtatiously
"And be away from you forever?...Never!" Kay replies moving ever closer to Cutter..... their eyes connecting, lips quivering...their lips meet just for a moment before Cutter moves away
"No!..... I know what your playing at Kay...and it won't work" he says in a fluster
"Don't be so sure Luc ...you like playing and you particularly like playing.. my games......" she responds with an assuredness only a woman can have

"Listen I bought my own Twister and I can borrow Catnapper's Cludeo anytime...so you see I don't need you or your buckaroo...okay" and with that Cutter exits the room to join the others.
Kay stays in the room deep in thought, clearly shocked with the revelation that Luc has discovered new games to play, never again may she enjoy those midnight sessions of Hungry Hippos with him, she slumps to the floor as the thought and reality impacts on her fully "Who can I get to play Scrabble with now?" she softly says...despair evident in her voice, tears flowing..until suddenly she picks herself up and dries her eyes

"No I must get him back.... and I will....no matter what it takes...tomorrow is another day" the crimson sun shines into the window as Kay looks out with a new spirit and determination in her heart
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Emperor Morphetine · Screen Legend Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 3564

The next morning the team assembled for a briefing from the PM. 'Listen here you lot.' he began. 'There's some kind of dinosaur roaming the streets by Parliament, and it must be stopped!' he roared. ' I think you mean Anne Widdecombe, sir.' replied Nostromo.

'No, it's even more terrifying than that. It's a hideous beast that roars everyone beneath it into submission!' quivered the Prime Minister. ' I fail to see a difference, for all you know it could be Widdecombe.' said Darth Connor. 'For the last time it's not Widdecombe!' roared the PM. 'London is already slowly being turned to rubble by this creature. Hurry, team.' he said, signing off.

Kay took the lead. 'Right then, London it is, and a hunting we'll have to go.' she said. Cutter was hunting for something else. 'Kay.' he spluttered. 'You can't do this alone, you'll need..help.' he said, winking. She sighed. 'Very well. You may assist me in assault preparations'. she replied. 'Good double entendre, that.' said Nostromo. She sighed again.

'Darth, Catnabby! You two prepare the weapons, and quickly!' ordered Cutter. Connor began to peel off his labcoat. 'Not like that, fool.' laughed Catnabby, causing her bombs to shake uncontrollably. Connor struggled to contain his missile launcher until a strict order from Kay, and the team set off to take down the enemy.
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K · Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:01 pm Post subject:

I am assuming that Nostromo is our dear Cinejunkie and all his other personas- am I right in this?

Anyway:

The team set out into the rubble strewn city of London. It reminded Kay of an old Doctor Who movie where the Daleks invade Earth, but no matter.

Suddenly there was a terrifying roar from behind them.

'Oh, sorry,' stammered Cutter. 'I ate a very hot curry last night.'

Before anyone could laugh or anything, a beast emerged from the Thames. It had a huge fin on its back, snapping pointed jaws and green scales.

Connor shouted 'It looks like-'

'Privates!' shouted an army commander, assembling his troops. 'Aim! Fire!'

'Hold on, stop!' shouted Cutter, Catnabby and McAndy. 'If you fire, you'll re open the-'

But it was too late. The troops fired...!

Emperor Morphetine · Screen Legend Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 3564

' I hope you're happy now!' roared Cutter at the soldiers. 'You've only gone and re-opened a bleeding great big rift in time!' he hissed. 'Sorry.' said a bashful commander. 'You will be when all hell breaks loose.' said Darth Connor. 'Yes indeed' purred Catnabby,

Connor leant over and whispered in her ear. 'You know, all this danger's quite a turn on!' he laughed. 'Not now, we don't want to face a possible apocalypse in the altogether.' replied Catnabby. 'Who says we don't, might make a change from those stifling labcoats we're always given.' said Connor.

Meanwhile Cutter and Kay were surveying the scene around them. ' Flipping Nora!' yelled Cutter. 'What's that creature?' he shouted at Kay. 'I'm stood right here, no need to shout!' she yelled back. Honiko quickly joined them.

'Well chaps, looks like we have a Tyrannosaurus on our hands.' she informed her superiors. It let out a terrifying roar, causing Kay to leap into Cutter's arms. He took a moment to savour this before taking his companion to safety. 'We're going to need a large weapon to take that thing out.' she informed him.

'That can be arranged.' laughed Cutter as he began to undo his trousers. 'Not that one.' giggled Kay. 'Contact Catnabby and Connor and have them help us assemble that high tech thingy we had to hide from the producers!' she ordered. Cutter liked it when she took charge and did so with a spring in his step.

The two arrived and got quickly to work, assisted by Cutter. After a quick montage sequence the superweapon was ready. 'My God' began Kay. ' I think it looks like a...'

' Todger!' yelled a soldier from below, looking for a comrade. 'Now to tame the wild beast.' said Connor snappily. But before they could do anything a flash stunned them. The rift was opening! Out poured a few confused looking Daleks and Cybermen.

'WHERE ARE WE?' boomed one of the Daleks. ' I TOLD YOU WE'D COME TOO FAR!' said his companion. ' WE ARE IN THE WRONG STORY! IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ME WE WOULD NOT BE IN THIS MESS!' came the snappy reply. 'OH SHUT UP! YOU TOLD US YOU COULD READ SIMPLE MAPS!' roared the rest of them.

'Oo err.' quivered Honiko. 'It appears things just got worse.' she added. She was right. The Cybermen spotted the team and began a clunking walk to their vantage point. 'Identify yourselves.' droned their leader. 'Hang on a second would you?' replied Cutter, and huddled the team around him. 'Just give them assumed names and they'll go away, hopefully.' he told them.

'Now identify yourselves.' droned the Cyberleader. Cutter stepped up first. ' I am...Jock Strapp.' he said, trying to keep a straight face. Next was Catnabby. ' I'm...Watta Pairaboobs.' she told them, stifling a laugh. Then it came Connor's turn. ' I am...Hugh J Throbber', he giggled. Finally it came Kay's turn, as Honiko hid quivering behind the superweapon.

'I am...Largea Breasts.' she chuckled. 'DELETE! DELETE!' yelled the Cyberleader. ' I think not.' yelled Cutter, throwing them off course with his concealed weapon. They couldn't comprehend what lurked in his trousers and exploded.

'Thank God.' said Catnabby. 'Now can we please take down that beast?' she asked. 'You can, seeing as you asked so nicely.' winked Cutter. 'Maybe later! For now we have to get rid of Rex up there.' she said.

Cutter clambered up the superweapon flicking switches. Would the team make it?
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K · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject:

Honiko watched as the scientist types got on with defeating the creature. How much longer would she have to conceal her longing for the man of her dreams? For it was Stephen McAndy, the manly Scotsman, who at this moment was punching the T Rex soundly on the nose. The dinosaur was very surprised and didn't notice Kay, Cutter and the others preparing the device to send it back where it came from.

'Hullo,' said a familiar voice, and Redanto appeared next to Honiko. When I say appeared, I mean appeared because he'd been in a parallel time zone making sure the Daleks and Cybermen were safely away from London.

'You're looking very buxom today,' he complimented Honiko, who was totally taken by surprise and stepped back in amazement. Then she subtly undid the zip of her futuristic jumpsuit and Redanto's eyes bulged at the sight of her large bouncy melons.

'Oh!' she said. 'Redanto, I always thought you were gay.'

'What? Definitely not!' he said firmly. 'I'm just very posh, which is often mistaken for gay.'

'Oh,' she quavered. McAndy had never taken her seriously, so why pass up the opportunity of flirting with another handsome young man. So she let the scientist types get on with their work while she seduced Redanto amongst the rubble of London.

big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4061 Location: scotland

just out the corner of his eye , mcaundy saw redantoand honiko , and after he the beast was sent back , he took it up on himself to grab honiko and kiss her,

then he goes on " and another thing young lady if ye think i didn't want you and was not responding to your advances don't be fooled , i love you honiko ."

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