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audley runs to the door , and hurls the blade it whistles past his head and just misses and fires in to the wall .
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Lucifer_666
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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Penitant stares at the blade beside his head and turns
"Hermoine Lover!" he shouts and runs into the room locking it behind him, suddenly he can hear music coming behind him he turns to face the room and.... |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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there standing in front of him is catty croft with a 12 gauge pointed at his nose .
" well well , i was wondering when you were gonnna show up".
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Lucifer_666
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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She then got on her knees and looked up swiftly to find a 12 inch shaft pointing directly at her nose......"Start raiding baby!"
 
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big aundy
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:27 am Post subject: |
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she looked in his eyes , then again at the shaft , opened her mouth and started biting it , the screams could be heard 2 floors up .
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Lucifer_666
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Yes Catty Croft screamed for all she was worth as her teeth crumbled in her mouth, she looked up fighting back the pain in complete amazement... Penitant just stood with a wide smirk looking down...he finally speaks
"Didn't you know?.... My penis is like a shield of Steel!"
with that a Big Japanese guy walked in in full karate outfit and both walked off |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Quick as a flash Catty Croft whipped out her secret weapon.....a full set of steel dentures which she placed in her mouth and, looking at Penitent's disappearing rear, she launched herself at him screaming "the end's in sight"........ |
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Lucifer_666
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:48 am Post subject: |
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Immediately Penitant turned when he heard the shout and Catty's metalic dentures connect with the armoured willy
There was instant magnetism between the two as both could barely part.......
Two days later the pair exit the room still joined..."Erm....excuse me as anyone got a crowbar?"
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:48 am Post subject: |
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suddenly the door was being kicked , then the door hits the ground ,after the dusk settles cat and pen both look it's aundley with a jason hockey mask on , and a chain saw ,
"you guys need some seperation , i got seperatoin for ya right here " and he cranks up the saw , and begins to laugh .
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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 Andy's gone all psycho again!
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