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big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

sitting in his chair , with the evil chackle . aundle looked up "who wants to go next"

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Lucifer_666 · Site Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 12791

Jimmy's Chef looked at the grotesque frozen body on the floor after recovering from the initial fright, ....."Ellen Degeneras looked better now then she ever did" ..he thought to himself as he picked her up and placed her in front of the hot ovens, He momentarily thought about how it would feel to stuff and roast her like one of his 'birdies' but reasons with himself that his boss may notice and Ellen was not very appetising at the best of times. The kitchen door opens.....

Madamhoney · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject:

And a hunch backed man came in, his left leg dragging behind him, he muttered to himself 'do this, do that, get the flippin' tea on, light my cigar, murder the ladyman, mop up the blood, grr, mutter, mutter'...

Lucifer_666 · Site Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 12791

The hunched man went immediately over to the frozen body, picked her up, put it over his shoulder, slightly leered at her ass, giggled and muttered "Oh your my special lady, I don't care how much your hated..... I adore you..... I know just how to make you feel good.....make you feel like a woman" he mumbles in her ear before exiting leaving the Chef completely disturbed......then he pulled himself out of it after all it was just Ellen we were talking about here. Meanwhile after been assured that everything was okay Mr Penitent returned to Jimmy's room but to his amazement he had gone... a smouldering cigar in a Top of the Pops ashtray the only evidence he was ever there

Catnapper · Site Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 8912

........apart from the Jim Fixed It badge and the blonde pageboy style wig on the chair.

Lucifer_666 · Site Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 12791

Yep that too

As Penitent slowly approaches the chair he realises that the badge has different writing on it....engraved upon it were the words.....

'To solve the problem you possess,
Go to the final door on corridor six.
Many a beautiful lady you will assess,
and even you can get yourself a fix'

Catnapper · Site Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 8912

He smiled at the thoughts of what was in store for him and rushed off to the last door on corridor six......opened the door.....and shouted "NO" in horrified disbelief.

big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

aundley was cutting up harry potter , he looked up smiled and continued to cut and rip .

shouting " dddddddiiiiiiiiieeeeeee you little twit , diiiieeeeeeeee"
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Lucifer_666 · Site Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 12791

Penitant got his composure back and slowly closed the door...."Wrong Door" he said to himself in absolute relief ....as he walked on further he swiftly stops turns back and reopens the door and shouts "Hey Geezer she has written six more of them" he then runs for his life

big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

audley runs to the door , and hurls the blade it whistles past his head and just misses and fires in to the wall .

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