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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MAN WALKS INTO PHARMACY AND ASKS WHERE THE TAMPONS? PHARMACIST REPLIES OVER BY THE COTTON WOOL. THE GUY COMES WITH COTTON WOOL AND TOILET ROLL. PHARMACIST SAYS THOUGHT YOU WANTED TAMPONS? THE MAN REPLIES I ASKED HER TO GET ME FAGS AND SHE GOT ME BACCY AND RIZLAS INSTEAD. SO 2NITE SHE CAN ROLL HER FUCKIN OWN
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HIS AND HER DIARY
PAGE. WEDNESDAY 21ST NOVE

HERS.
HE WAS QUITE, SUBDUED, JUST NOT HIMSELF. SOMETHING WAS WRONG, HE HASN'T KISSED ME ALL NITE. NOT EVEN LOOKED IN MY DIRECTION. I THINK IT'S ANOTHER WOMEN. I WENT 2 BED AND CRIED. HE FOLLOWED ME UP L8R. I CUDDLED UP 2 HIM AND STROKED HIS HAIR. HE LAY STILL. EVENTUALL WE MADE LOVE AND FELL ASLEEP IN EACH OTHER ARMS

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ENGLAND LOST, FUCKING GUTTED, GOT A SHAG THOUGHT!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A CUCUMBER, A PICKLE AND A PENIS WHERE TALKING ABOUT LIFE!! THE CUCUMBER SAID, WHEN I GET BIG AND HARD THEY CHOP ME UP AND TOSS ME IN TO A SALAD, THE PICKLE SAYS, U GOT IT EASY MATE, WHEN I GET BIG AND HARD THEY CHOP ME UP AND DROWN ME IN VINEGAR!! THE PENIS SAYS , LADS THAT NOTHING COMPARED 2 WHAT I GO THRO, WHEN I GET BIG AND HARD!! THEY PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER MY HEAD, SHOVE ME IN 2 A SMALL, WARM DAMP CAVE, BANG MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL UNTILL I THROW UP AND FAINT
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

   Good ones  
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