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big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing isn’t as good as it used to be. What should I do?”

The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn’t respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you.”

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, honey?

He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Still, no answer.

Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” She replies, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”

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" rest in pppppeeeaaassseeeee."

Lucifer_666 · Site Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 12791

Why could Barbie not conceive?

Because Ken always comes in a separate box
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Catnapper · Site Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 8912

Some good jokes there

big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

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" rest in pppppeeeaaassseeeee."

Lucifer_666 · Site Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 12791

A man goes into a sex shop and asks the person behind the counter
"Can I have a blow up sex doll please?"
He responds "Do you want a natural one or a Muslim one?"
The man quieries "Whats the difference?"
"Well the Muslim one blows itself up!"

Ah yes.... for one night only...catch me while you can

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big aundy · Site Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 4066 Location: scotland

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" rest in pppppeeeaaassseeeee."

Madamhoney · Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:46 am Post subject:

PMSL!! Now that's a good one - lol I'm going to have to pinch it.

Catnapper · Site Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 8912

Excellent Luc!

Lucifer_666 · Site Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 12791

Thanks everyone...I actually got this on an email yesterday and had to share it .(yes I have weird friends

)..so pinch away......oh and you can steal the joke too

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Madamhoney · Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject:

Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the seat by the aisle. The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," says the attorney, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."

While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe and spits in it. When he returns with the coke, the other physician says, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the attorney obligingly fetches the drink. While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe and spits in it.

The lawyer comes back and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane is landing, however, the attorney slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians. "This fighting between our professions? All this hatred? All this animosity? All this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"