What men want in a wife

Madamhoney · What men want in a wife

http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/hi...After-50-years-has-the.3843653.jp
Men haven't changed much over the years - lol.
They should ask what women want from a husband!!

Lucifer_666

Funny women haven't changed all that much either Honey......as most women when asked what they want from a husband answered they want him to be masculine, feminine, strong, weak, emotional but not a cryer, funny, serious, honest, but will lie when it suits his wife as in your bum doesn't look big in those jeans, someone whio finds her sexually attractive but never annoys her about sex or NEVER wants sex! Someone who does the housework but also manages to stay out of the way when the wife really wants to do it..its a matter of him assessing when this is the case too.....need I continue?

Madamhoney

LOL

Lucifer_666

I was just reading again there the ideal 50's wife.... I'd love one of them now too...it reminds me of that wife swap show where the woman was the perfect wife and treated him like a God as soon as he came home

Madamhoney

You might as well pay someone to be your slave as have a wife like that, or have a robot stepford wife.

Lucifer_666

If only robot Stepford wives where available to buy in the shops today

Ahhhh I can dream I suppose or go to some undeveloped country

Madamhoney

I'd rather not bother with a husband at all than have some robot. Though at least when you told it what to do it would be more likely to do it - lol.

Lucifer_666

I think it would depend on how hi-tech the robot was...of course it would have to look and feel human but you could programme it to be conversational even confrontational at times if you wanted....as much as I say there I'd like a woman /robot to be litrerally like a slave I think you would get sick of that after a time....better to give it/her boundaries....yep boundaries that can be altered and improved on at a slightest whim

lord vader

oh god i must be a robot stetford hubby , as when ever the wife tells me to do something i do it

Catnapper

I nearly choked when I read that part about "listen to him because his topics of conversation are more important than yours"

Lucifer_666

Sta...Available to buy now....boxed for your female pleasure

And whats so shocking about that reality babe

lord vader

thats me bud

ROBOSTA

Lucifer_666

I have visions of you being delivered now like Robin Williams in Bicentenial Man and someone like Honey

(and the little girl in the film) tricking you to fall out of a window

lord vader

yeah i think honey would do that just to see if robosta would do it

Catnapper

It's shocking because conversation should be a two way thing Luc

You shouldn't have to wait and listen to all the man's problems or news before you can get a word in!

There was an article in the paper the other day about what men think makes the ideal woman......it's a bit different to the 1950s view!

1 - Blue eyes
2 - Long blond hair
3 - Occasionally wears glasses

4 - Five feet eight inches tall
5 - Weighs around 9 1/2 stones
6 - A size 12
7 - Good in bed (that figures!)

8 - Earns less than £25,000 a year......something to do with ego I bet

9 - Extremely fit
10 - Very good looking
11 - Likes sport
12 - Wacky personality
13 - Rents a house or flat
14 - Optimistic
15 - Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5

16 - Nurse or PR Executive
17 - No children
18 - Drinks occasionally
19 - Loves clubbing
20 - Non-smoker

Lucifer_666

Yeah and Robo-Sta would do it too probably

Yeah yeah yeah babe...now be quiet I am about to speak....

An awful lot of those things are personal preferences if you ask me....for a start for me an ideal woman is not necessarily blonde?

or blue eyed or with a wacky personality

or loves clubbing

and earns less than 25,000

surely the more the better??

and a non smoker....who would you share a cig with after sex??

I laugh at the very good looking bit...like any man is going to want an ugly chick if they have a choice

Catnapper

La La La....I'm not listening

Lucifer_666

You see now you just wouldn't make a good 50's wife

Excuse me while I hang my apron up

Madamhoney

I think I match a total of 7 of those items - lol. I bet the bloke wanting all that is a thick ugly git who's on the dole anyway - lol.

Madamhoney

Lucifer_666

Catnapper

Sorry Luc....I don't know what happened there

But it seems funny after what you've been saying

Lucifer_666

It should make no difference Honey if he is a thick ugly git who's on the dole he's your thick ugly git and as his wife you shopuld be proud and grateful that he gives you time of day

Lucifer_666

You clicked edit instead of quote...and it looks purposely done too

You little vixen you