K
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Tis I!hello all, I now have the shortest version of my name ever 
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Lucifer_666
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 Welcome K to FilmFlicking
You can now officially call youself a FilmFlicker!! 
Glad you made it  How are you? What do you think of here??
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K
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I like these PHP forums, they are well designed and friendly
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Lucifer_666
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Yeah they're good aren't they? Oh and your signature does work too
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Catnapper
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Hi K
Good to see you here!
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K
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Yes, nice to see you [to see you nice ;)]
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Lucifer_666
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Who let Brucie in here??  If you all play your cards right this threesome may happen now 
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big aundy
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welcome K enjouy the site
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Catnapper
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| Lucifer_666 wrote: | | Who let Brucie in here?? If you all play your cards right this threesome may happen now |
Is that what a Brucie Bonus means?!!!
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K
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I think Aundy's muscling in on it Luc
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Lucifer_666
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Why do I get the feeling that you women would be constantly shouting at me ...... HIGHER.........LOWER!!!  
Sta is alwaysw muscling in on my women
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big aundy
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have not and never would steal a mans woman
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Lucifer_666
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I'm only joking mate 
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big aundy
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i know mate
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big aundy
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hey mate special K was on MM earlier , boy did you miss her
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K
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Anyway, I'm not anyone's woman! I'm my own person! [nearly let that one slip by :x]
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Lucifer_666
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Yeah I know I have to say I like her... she seems up for a laugh...
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Lucifer_666
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| K wrote: | | Anyway, I'm not anyone's woman! I'm my own person! [nearly let that one slip by :x] |
Crikey.... I think I angered K 
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K
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Be afraid... be very afraid :P
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Lucifer_666
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I am I am..... 
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Catnapper
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Mess with K at your peril Luc
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Lucifer_666
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Yeah
Mess with K
And she'll make you pay
I'm a poet and I don't even know it
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big aundy
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were in fur a treat now cat an irish poet , .
i'm only joking big man
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Lucifer_666
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My Scottish Friend
I know you are a Jokin
For my poetry is so hot
I believe it is a smoking
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big aundy
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i have added a wee word inthere tae make it rhym bud
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Lucifer_666
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What word did you add
to make it so rhyme
it couldn't have been much
as it was already sublime
Hey I could this ryming poetry lark for a living
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K
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There once was a young man called Luc
Who was always reading a book...
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Lucifer_666
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It has pictures inside
With positions I have tried
There was a young man called Luc
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Catnapper
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There once was a young man called Luc
Who was always reading a book
It had pictures inside
With positions he'd tried
With 2 models, a writer and a cook.....
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big aundy
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K
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There once was a young man called Luc
Who was always reading a book
It has pictures inside
With positions I have tried
When I felt like having a fook
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Lucifer_666
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Cat....that could be my autobiography you refer to in your poem
And K Sarcasm doesn't become a Lady K
There once was a young man called Luc
Who was always reading a book
It has pictures inside
With positions I have tried
If any of you ladies wanted a look
There once was a horny little Satan
Who had the ladies in a series of mating
they would get so hot and excited
with the flames of passion ignited
Until they discovered he was taping
I then done a runner with the video camera
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Catnapper
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So that's why you've got ads for a film school, a camera crew and.......... shrink film on your last post?
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K
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Well I thought my limerick was brilliant, so there 
There was a young lady called Cat
Who was in love with Postman Pat
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big aundy
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There was a young lady called jess the Cat
Who was in love with Postman Pat.
should like that K
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Catnapper
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I liked your limerick too K!
There was a young lady called Cat
Who was in love with Postman Pat
He promised to deliver
Things to make her go quiver
He's a First Class male....so beat that!
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big aundy
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There was a young lady called Cat
Who was in love with Postman Pat
He promised to deliver a bonecrunching quiver
but just could not deliver .
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Catnapper
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He should have got a receipt on delivery....
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big aundy
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aye very true cat
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K
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| big aundy wrote: | There was a young lady called Cat
Who was in love with Postman Pat
He promised to deliver
a bonecrunching quiver
But sadly just fell on the mat. |
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big aundy
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brilliant K
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K
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Thank you Aundy. 
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big aundy
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he'll no beat that wan
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Catnapper
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| K wrote: | | big aundy wrote: | There was a young lady called Cat
Who was in love with Postman Pat
He promised to deliver
a bonecrunching quiver
But sadly just fell on the mat. |
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What fell on the mat???
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big aundy
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you don't wanna know
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K
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I'll tell you when the postman's been round today
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big aundy
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there once was a young man called lucy
he really liked them big and juicy
he also liked a wet p***y
and catty loved lucy shlongy
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Catnapper
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At this rate these posts will end up in the adult section
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big aundy
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Lucifer_666
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There once was a lady called K
Who wanted Big Andy so much she would pay
but he had a slight defect
he couldn't get it erect
So she told everyone he was gay
Just kiddying bud
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K
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That is so funny Luc, and surprisingly appropriate at the moment
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Lucifer_666
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Is it K?? Sorry Sta I didn't actually think you were having problems down below
Hi K by the way... I had trouble with the net thats why I wasn't on yesterday...in case you were wondering
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K
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No, don't cast aspersions on Aundy. I meant an English Andy.
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big aundy
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english what are you talking about man
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Catnapper
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Loved the poem Luc......welcome back
Well a certain Millionaire host is supposed to have troubles......according to the paper and his soon to be ex wife that is!
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K
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Oh dear, you guys do complicate things.
I wasn't talking about our dear Big Aundy, the Scottish kilt wearer. I was not implying he had any problems with his caber.
I was talking about another Andy I know who is English, who also does not have any of those problems 
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Lucifer_666
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Sorry K it was partially my fault for joking I knew you didn't mean Big Aundy
Really Cat? I wonder did his wife have to phone a friend certain nights
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K
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I think the certain host has been partaking of dodgy substances too much
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Lucifer_666
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What dodgy substances do you refer to K?
Is it....
A) Hash B) An E
C) Heroin D) Cocaine
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K
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I think I'll have to ask the audience, they would know
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Lucifer_666
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Lets hope he didn't take 50/50
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Catnapper
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Or he could lose £1000 and go away with nothing
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Lucifer_666
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Poor Chris Tarrant you got to feel sorry for him in a way.....Nothing is private now
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Catnapper
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It said in the paper today he's staying tight lipped about her remarks.....no wonder! There isn't much he can say after that!
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big aundy
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poor lad , he'll have nae cash left . soon he'll have tae try and win a million himself
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Lucifer_666
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Funny I don't think it will ever get that bad for him....he's worth a mint!!
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Catnapper
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He'd offered to give her 20% of his money as well as a £3 million house but after this I bet she wants 1/2 of his money!
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Lucifer_666
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Women.... they always want more
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Catnapper
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That's what you hope ...... 
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Lucifer_666
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Erm yeah pretty much
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roddglenn
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Hello, boys I'M BAAAAACK!
(and girls, but the quote wouldn't have worked then!)
How goes it?
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Lucifer_666
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Glad to have you back too Rodd
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roddglenn
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Lovin the emoticons!
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Lucifer_666
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They are good aren't they....not boasting or anything 
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Catnapper
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I'll join in with the too!
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K
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And no restrictions on using them here
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Lucifer_666
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| K wrote: | | And no restrictions on using them here |
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