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big aundy

the hoose that lucy and the great sherwindu built

hi guys welcome to the hoose that lucy built .
Catnapper

Hmm nice looking house........
big aundy

aye cat i helped him build it ya know .
Catnapper

In that case you're both very handy....
big aundy

mmmmm , aye hun , 2 handy andy's ,
Lucifer_666

I never had a house in the Highlands before
big aundy

theres a moose loose aboot this hoose
Lucifer_666

are you calling me a moose mate?
Catnapper

No, you're his hoose mate!
Lucifer_666

I hope we are not both Mosses living in the Hoose

Its starting to sound now like a kids show or something
big aundy

Catnapper

I think you tickled Andy's fancy Luc......
Lucifer_666

Crikey I hope not I don't want to be fighting off some kilt wearing Scot
big aundy

dae worry bud i'll dae fancy ya
Lucifer_666

Now I feel a little hurt and rejected....typical man!!
roddglenn

Is there a bottle of Jack in here somewhere with my name on it?
Lucifer_666

I think we can find you one mate in some cupboard in the back
Catnapper

I can only find a bottle with Andy's name on it but he won't mind you sharing it!
big aundy

come on rod , here's your shot glass , lets rip this bottle .

pours a drink each .
big aundy

one bottle later ,

heyyyyy hey baby oh ah i wanna know oooooh how'd i get so steamin
Lucifer_666

Typical Scot
big aundy

haw bar keep , geez another bottle oh jack would yeah
big aundy

oh flower of hickup when will we see yer hickup again , , that faught and hickuped for , and wee bit hill and glen and hickuped against him , GAINST HIM hickup ,
Catnapper

Quick..... Andy's singing ......somebody carry him home....
Lucifer_666

If he starts to play with his bagpipes babe I'm out of here
big aundy

proud edwards army , downs another shot.
Lucifer_666

Is it just me ...that just doesn't understand anything Sta is saying??
big aundy

and sent him homeward tae think again ,

downs another shot .

united united , rrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeyyyyyy .
big aundy

eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh rodders come an have a bevvy man
big aundy

it's two ruddy quiet on here .

turns up the music , eric clapton blazing .
Catnapper

I'm not Rod so will I do instead?!
big aundy

gives cat a glass
Catnapper

*Looks at glass in hand*

Hmm nice glass.......hows about a drink to go in it?!
big aundy

what would you like hun
Lucifer_666

Apart from me that is babe

I think I will have a tequilla with some lemon a touch of whiskey, a splash of vodka a bit of that blue stuff and an umbrella
roddglenn

Hallo!

I'll have a double JD over ice please. Hang on, if we're being more adventurous I'll have a Ginger Grouse (2 shots of Famous Grouse, a quartered lime and filled up with ginger). Then after that I'll have a frozen margarita.
big aundy

coming right up guys , .

spins bottles throws over shoulder , pours drinks ,

there ya go lads,

and a coke for you hunny cat
roddglenn

Ahhhh that hits the spot

Now lets line up a few shots of tequila...
Catnapper

Great moves Andy

Aaahhh a nice refreshing coke......
big aundy

lines up 10 glasses 5 with tequilla ,and 5 with jd , there ya go bud . get them doon ya.
Catnapper

Are you trying to get Rod drunk Andy?!
big aundy

no hun the 5 jd's are mine .
roddglenn

That wouldn't get me drunk anyway, hun. I'm a Geordie.
big aundy

lines trhem up again , bottle each side , moving in the way , till all glasses are full ,

right , i'll have a jd you have a tequilla ,then swap ,
roddglenn

Good plan. Once we get through these you want to go onto the Aftershocks? Or maybe Jeigermeister?
big aundy

how about 5 shots of aftershock ,and 5 shots of goldslager
roddglenn

Sounds good to me! Line em up, mate.
big aundy

done
roddglenn

This is definitely making the day go smoother

Although at this rate I'm not going to be arsed about going to the gym later!
big aundy

nope cause you'll probs be sittin on it , lol
Lucifer_666

I want a long slow screw against the wall.......and when I'm finished with Cat you can line up the cocktail mate
roddglenn

Cat, run while you can!

And yep, I'm very comfortable here, so I think I shall just sit here and get sozzled all night!
big aundy

well folks your in luck cause the bar is open from dusk till dawn .
Catnapper

I ran.....and now I'm back

Open from dusk to dawn.......I'll be the dancer with the snake then
roddglenn

Salma Hayak? Mmmmm! Can I buy you a drink?
big aundy

god yes rod , did you see them legs on her she could have crushed many a man with them.
roddglenn

Yep, she's a flippin babe. Did you see her in Desperado too?
big aundy

aye no bad for 41
roddglenn

Blimey is that how old she is now???
big aundy

aye mate she was born in 66
roddglenn

I suppose Dusk Till Dawn was quite a while ago now.
big aundy

yeah 95 i think
Lucifer_666

Crikey is she really 41???? Oh well I was brought up to respect my elders
big aundy

yeah and do what ever they say
roddglenn

Oh yes! I'd do anything she'd say. Problem is she'd probably say, F**K OFF YOU GINGA GIT.
big aundy

Lucifer_666

Speak for yourself Rodd she'd tell me to...F**K OFF YOU BALD GIT!! ....erm.......okay that ain't much better is it
Catnapper

I see you all go for the older woman.....
big aundy

well actually cat i've never been with an older woman , but i suppose there is always a first time eh .
big aundy

pours a pint of tar for lucy , a coke for cat , and lines up the shots for rod and myself
roddglenn

lol jolly good. Let's make em a nice single malt this time, eh?
Lucifer_666

Older women can be good.... they have loads of experience.....and oh my can they be grateful they are getting a piece of some young stud
roddglenn

LOL there's nothing wrong with an older woman. I went out with a 27yr old when I was 18 for a while - was great. My wife is a few years younger than me which is also nice!
big aundy

aye there is always pros and cons
Lucifer_666

Okay stop the press!!.... ... lets rewind back a minute

Rodd you were 18 and you were dating a 27 year old
and you write books that are published too......

Its official you are my God!!!!!!


big aundy

my bro in law who's my best mate , was about 19 or 20 and he was banging a 43 yr old
Lucifer_666

And was she a good looking 43 year old mate???
big aundy

she must have been my mate's burds were aw nice looking , but now he is married to my wifes twin . so no more older woman for him .
Catnapper

Lucifer_666 wrote:
Older women can be good.... they have loads of experience.....and oh my can they be grateful they are getting a piece of some young stud



And we all know what piece....
roddglenn

lol you're too kind! I shall use my God powers to wipe out poverty and bring some justice back to the world (throw all the scum onto an island in the middle of the Atlantic and let them all kill each other without harming normal people)

...and maybe give myself X-Ray eyes
big aundy

x ray vision cooooolllllll
roddglenn

Yes, it would have certain handy applications
big aundy

nods head (yes ) it would
Lucifer_666

Cat my sweet perhaps you can enlighten us all of what you speak of I for one don't know what your talking about

And Sta....your married to a twin are they identical???

And Rodd Why would you want to see the skeletons of people?
roddglenn

Because I have an interest in human anatomy of course
big aundy

yeah they do look alike bud .
Catnapper

I meant a piece of the action Luc
Lucifer_666

roddglenn wrote:
Because I have an interest in human anatomy of course


Hmmmm Yeah I believe you ...oh almighty one

Could they swap for a day Sta..... and would you notice....and even if you did would you let on??
Lucifer_666

Catnapper wrote:
I meant a piece of the action Luc


Of course hmmmmm
big aundy

course i would notice mate
Lucifer_666

Yeah but would you let on to???
big aundy

she would nae have anything to do with me that way . lol
big aundy

jings am about nodding aff here .
Lucifer_666

big aundy wrote:
she would nae have anything to do with me that way . lol


Well you could plead ignorance... "I thought it was you love"....kind of thing
big aundy

na would never work mate
Lucifer_666

Oh well
big aundy

big aundy

tis quiet in here now , oh well pours a drink , and gets a coke for cat
Catnapper

You lot are chatting at a fair speed on here......10 pages worth!
big aundy

aye hun , you should join in

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