big aundy
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the hoose that lucy and the great sherwindu builthi guys welcome to the hoose that lucy built .
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Catnapper
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Hmm nice looking house........
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big aundy
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aye cat i helped him build it ya know . 
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Catnapper
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In that case you're both very handy.... 
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big aundy
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mmmmm , aye hun , 2 handy andy's ,
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Lucifer_666
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 I never had a house in the Highlands before 
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big aundy
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theres a moose loose aboot this hoose
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Lucifer_666
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are you calling me a moose mate? 
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Catnapper
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No, you're his hoose mate!
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Lucifer_666
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I hope we are not both Mosses living in the Hoose
Its starting to sound now like a kids show or something
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big aundy
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Catnapper
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I think you tickled Andy's fancy Luc...... 
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Lucifer_666
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Crikey I hope not I don't want to be fighting off some kilt wearing Scot
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big aundy
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dae worry bud i'll dae fancy ya
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Lucifer_666
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Now I feel a little hurt and rejected....typical man!! 
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roddglenn
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Is there a bottle of Jack in here somewhere with my name on it?
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Lucifer_666
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I think we can find you one mate in some cupboard in the back 
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Catnapper
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I can only find a bottle with Andy's name on it but he won't mind you sharing it!
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big aundy
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come on rod , here's your shot glass , lets rip this bottle .
pours a drink each .
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big aundy
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one bottle later ,
heyyyyy hey baby oh ah i wanna know oooooh how'd i get so steamin
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Lucifer_666
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Typical Scot
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big aundy
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haw bar keep , geez another bottle oh jack would yeah
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big aundy
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oh flower of hickup when will we see yer hickup again , , that faught and hickuped for , and wee bit hill and glen and hickuped against him , GAINST HIM hickup ,
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Catnapper
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Quick..... Andy's singing ......somebody carry him home....
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Lucifer_666
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If he starts to play with his bagpipes babe I'm out of here
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big aundy
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proud edwards army , downs another shot.
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Lucifer_666
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Is it just me ...that just doesn't understand anything Sta is saying??
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big aundy
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and sent him homeward tae think again ,
downs another shot .
united united , rrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeyyyyyy .
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big aundy
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eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh rodders come an have a bevvy man
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big aundy
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it's two ruddy quiet on here .
turns up the music , eric clapton blazing .
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Catnapper
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I'm not Rod so will I do instead?!
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big aundy
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gives cat a glass
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Catnapper
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*Looks at glass in hand*
Hmm nice glass.......hows about a drink to go in it?!
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big aundy
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what would you like hun
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Lucifer_666
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Apart from me that is babe
I think I will have a tequilla with some lemon a touch of whiskey, a splash of vodka a bit of that blue stuff and an umbrella
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roddglenn
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Hallo!
I'll have a double JD over ice please. Hang on, if we're being more adventurous I'll have a Ginger Grouse (2 shots of Famous Grouse, a quartered lime and filled up with ginger). Then after that I'll have a frozen margarita.
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big aundy
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coming right up guys , .
spins bottles throws over shoulder , pours drinks ,
there ya go lads,
and a coke for you hunny cat
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roddglenn
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Ahhhh that hits the spot
Now lets line up a few shots of tequila... 
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Catnapper
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Great moves Andy 
Aaahhh a nice refreshing coke......
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big aundy
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lines up 10 glasses 5 with tequilla ,and 5 with jd , there ya go bud . get them doon ya.
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Catnapper
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Are you trying to get Rod drunk Andy?!
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big aundy
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no hun the 5 jd's are mine .
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roddglenn
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That wouldn't get me drunk anyway, hun. I'm a Geordie.
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big aundy
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lines trhem up again , bottle each side , moving in the way , till all glasses are full ,
right , i'll have a jd you have a tequilla ,then swap ,
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roddglenn
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Good plan. Once we get through these you want to go onto the Aftershocks? Or maybe Jeigermeister?
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big aundy
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how about 5 shots of aftershock ,and 5 shots of goldslager
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roddglenn
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Sounds good to me! Line em up, mate.
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big aundy
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done
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roddglenn
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This is definitely making the day go smoother
Although at this rate I'm not going to be arsed about going to the gym later!
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big aundy
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nope cause you'll probs be sittin on it , lol
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Lucifer_666
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I want a long slow screw against the wall.......and when I'm finished with Cat you can line up the cocktail mate
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roddglenn
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Cat, run while you can!
And yep, I'm very comfortable here, so I think I shall just sit here and get sozzled all night!
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big aundy
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well folks your in luck cause the bar is open from dusk till dawn .
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Catnapper
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I ran.....and now I'm back
Open from dusk to dawn.......I'll be the dancer with the snake then
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roddglenn
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Salma Hayak? Mmmmm! Can I buy you a drink?
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big aundy
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god yes rod , did you see them legs on her she could have crushed many a man with them. 
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roddglenn
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Yep, she's a flippin babe. Did you see her in Desperado too?
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big aundy
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aye no bad for 41
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roddglenn
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Blimey is that how old she is now???
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big aundy
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aye mate she was born in 66
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roddglenn
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I suppose Dusk Till Dawn was quite a while ago now.
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big aundy
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yeah 95 i think
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Lucifer_666
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Crikey is she really 41???? Oh well I was brought up to respect my elders
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big aundy
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yeah and do what ever they say
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roddglenn
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Oh yes! I'd do anything she'd say. Problem is she'd probably say, F**K OFF YOU GINGA GIT.
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big aundy
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Lucifer_666
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Speak for yourself Rodd she'd tell me to...F**K OFF YOU BALD GIT!! ....erm.......okay that ain't much better is it
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Catnapper
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I see you all go for the older woman.....
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big aundy
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well actually cat i've never been with an older woman , but i suppose there is always a first time eh .
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big aundy
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pours a pint of tar for lucy , a coke for cat , and lines up the shots for rod and myself
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roddglenn
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lol jolly good. Let's make em a nice single malt this time, eh?
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Lucifer_666
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Older women can be good.... they have loads of experience.....and oh my can they be grateful they are getting a piece of some young stud
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roddglenn
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LOL there's nothing wrong with an older woman. I went out with a 27yr old when I was 18 for a while - was great. My wife is a few years younger than me which is also nice!
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big aundy
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aye there is always pros and cons
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Lucifer_666
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Okay stop the press!!.... ... lets rewind back a minute
Rodd you were 18 and you were dating a 27 year old
and you write books that are published too......
Its official you are my God!!!!!!
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big aundy
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my bro in law who's my best mate , was about 19 or 20 and he was banging a 43 yr old
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Lucifer_666
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And was she a good looking 43 year old mate???
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big aundy
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she must have been my mate's burds were aw nice looking , but now he is married to my wifes twin . so no more older woman for him .
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Catnapper
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| Lucifer_666 wrote: | | Older women can be good.... they have loads of experience.....and oh my can they be grateful they are getting a piece of some young stud |
And we all know what piece....
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roddglenn
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lol you're too kind! I shall use my God powers to wipe out poverty and bring some justice back to the world (throw all the scum onto an island in the middle of the Atlantic and let them all kill each other without harming normal people)
...and maybe give myself X-Ray eyes
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big aundy
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x ray vision cooooolllllll
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roddglenn
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Yes, it would have certain handy applications
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big aundy
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nods head (yes ) it would
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Lucifer_666
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Cat my sweet perhaps you can enlighten us all of what you speak of I for one don't know what your talking about 
And Sta....your married to a twin are they identical???
And Rodd Why would you want to see the skeletons of people?
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roddglenn
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Because I have an interest in human anatomy of course 
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big aundy
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yeah they do look alike bud .
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Catnapper
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I meant a piece of the action Luc
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Lucifer_666
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| roddglenn wrote: | | Because I have an interest in human anatomy of course |
Hmmmm Yeah I believe you ...oh almighty one
Could they swap for a day Sta..... and would you notice....and even if you did would you let on??
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Lucifer_666
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| Catnapper wrote: | | I meant a piece of the action Luc |
Of course hmmmmm
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big aundy
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course i would notice mate
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Lucifer_666
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Yeah but would you let on to???
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big aundy
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she would nae have anything to do with me that way . lol
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big aundy
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jings am about nodding aff here .
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Lucifer_666
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| big aundy wrote: | | she would nae have anything to do with me that way . lol |
Well you could plead ignorance... "I thought it was you love"....kind of thing
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big aundy
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na would never work mate
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Lucifer_666
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Oh well
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big aundy
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big aundy
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tis quiet in here now , oh well pours a drink , and gets a coke for cat
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Catnapper
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You lot are chatting at a fair speed on here......10 pages worth!
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big aundy
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aye hun , you should join in
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