Emperor Morphetine
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The Graduate (and thats me, not Dustin Hoffman!)Well, I got my uni results through today and I'm pleased to report that I'm now the proud recipient of a 2:2 in Film Studies- which makes me officially a Bachelor of Arts with Honours! The actual graduation ceremony is on October 1 but in any case I'm quite happy after three years of study achieved a final payoff. And what a three years...anywho, I'm in a celebratory mood.........
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Lucifer_666
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yippeeeeeeeee well done bud ,,,knew it would be no trouble to ya
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Emperor Morphetine
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I wasn't so sure but I'm glad I was wrong!
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Lucifer_666
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Well I'm happy for you bud...the world is your oyster....
become that film director now and give me and Cat jobs behind the scenes
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Catnapper
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Congrats Morphy I knew you'd pass!
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Emperor Morphetine
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I declare a frat party!
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Lucifer_666
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I'm there!!!
I always think of the party in Teenwolf with Styles the ringmaster....check it out ...(its about 6 mins in)
I could eat that whole bowl of jelly I reckon
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Emperor Morphetine
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I also had something like this in mind- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5...next_from=PL&index=49.....now there's a party.
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Lucifer_666
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i'd have to get my devil outfit on.....and ready my horns
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Emperor Morphetine
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Thought you might I might even join you....
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Catnapper
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Yay!! We can have our own frat pack
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Emperor Morphetine
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Indeed we can- but do we go classy or rebel?
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Lucifer_666
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or saucey and sexy??
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Emperor Morphetine
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Hmmm....
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Lucifer_666
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perhaps all of the above
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Emperor Morphetine
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I like the sound of that!
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Lucifer_666
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i think we may be closing in on arrangement then
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Emperor Morphetine
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I think this calls for a sexy party, like Stewie once had in Family Guy!
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Lucifer_666
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like this you mean
sounds good to me
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Emperor Morphetine
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Exactly that, and I like the idea too.....
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Lucifer_666
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Yep i can see Cat in the undies dancing
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Emperor Morphetine
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Well, if she should choose to that is, got to be fair in these matters!
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Lucifer_666
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oh my god Filmflicking is becoming PC.. .
NOOOOOoooooooooooooo
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Catnapper
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A pc Filmflicking......that's your worst nightmare Luc
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Emperor Morphetine
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Sod political correctness, I was simply applying ladies choice....
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Lucifer_666
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it would be hell on earth or ...erm...at least hell on Filmflicking
And ladies do have a choice they can wear the undies or wear nothing go ...erm....'oh natchuraal' the old birthday suit
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Emperor Morphetine
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Bit 'Carry On'- ish isn't it?
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Catnapper
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Ooh I say!
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Emperor Morphetine
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Does that make either me or Luc Sid James?
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Lucifer_666
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my fav was always Kenneth Williams but i don't think he would suit me
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Emperor Morphetine
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Perhaps you'd prefer to be Charles Hawtrey
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Catnapper
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I hope you mean Luc and not me Morphy
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Emperor Morphetine
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I had you down as the Barbara Windsor or Amanda Barrie type Cat
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Lucifer_666
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i don't think Charles Hawtrey woukd suit me either then again he does seem to get a fair bit of female action with bored housewives
or Hattie jacques cat
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Emperor Morphetine
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But why waste Cat as Hattie Jacques when she'd be better suited to something like the Amanda Barrie role in 'Carry On Cleo', surely?
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Lucifer_666
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which one...hmmm
perhaps you have a point
then again who wouldn't want this
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Emperor Morphetine
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Me for starters!
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Lucifer_666
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don't give me that i know you want a big woman dominating you
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Emperor Morphetine
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Not necessarily a big one....
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Lucifer_666
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oh it has to be big...a one that can pin you down if needed
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Emperor Morphetine
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Having seen 'The Mummy Returns' last night I wouldn't mind the lady who plays Anck-su-namun or Rachel Weisz....
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Lucifer_666
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i'm with you there bud...i also seen The Scorpion King the other day and i wouldn't mind adding The Sorceress from that movie either to the mix....
A foursome with me and the three Egyptian clad ladies


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Emperor Morphetine
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Ooh, they're smoking hot.....
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Lucifer_666
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yep ,,,very nice
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Emperor Morphetine
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Well, I'm claiming them, as the celebrating ( and as yet unemployed) graduate- I say they can call me pharaoh any time!
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Lucifer_666
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hey not so fast
they can bathe in my milk anytime or they can Mummy me whenever ....okay i'm done with the euphemisms
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Emperor Morphetine
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Well, flicking through channels last night in a state of boredom I found something on the Discovery Channel that may be of interest- some documentary was saying that if you were ruler in Ancient Egypt you had loads of power and could have as many wives as you wanted, and if you had a favourite they'd be elevated to 'Great Royal Wife'...anyone got a Tardis?
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Lucifer_666
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thats the time to live in alright....though the scorpions and bug eating i could give a miss to
Ahhh many wives though could you imagine the cosy female chats there'd be
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Emperor Morphetine
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Oh yes, there'd be constant intrigue....
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Lucifer_666
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yeah and constant jealousy for your attention
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Emperor Morphetine
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I would have it no other way although I think Rachel would just edge it as number one......
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Lucifer_666
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i think i would be the same bud then again i suppose you could get rid of one or two and start again with another three babes after all we would be Pharaoh
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Emperor Morphetine
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Very true
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Lucifer_666
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so what other three would tantalise your senses
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Emperor Morphetine
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I'd still take the other two, apparently there was no limit as to how many wives they could have so I'd have to come up with a list!
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Lucifer_666
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hmmm i'd be all day just thinking of who i could add to the list
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Emperor Morphetine
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Same with me!
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Lucifer_666
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i'm still thinking
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Emperor Morphetine
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These things to take time.
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Lucifer_666
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they do ....particularly as I could pick three wives from almost any series or show
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Emperor Morphetine
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Choices choices!
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Lucifer_666
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you could have a wife for every mood you have either
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Emperor Morphetine
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Again, multiple choice can be good.
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Lucifer_666
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if you had to pick by genre like Sci fi which three would you have? Seven of Nine would be there definitely, leia in slave gold bikini ...erm i can't decide on the final place ...could be Trinity from the matrix.....Carter from SG1 .....Kari Wuhrer in Sliders..... Erin Gray from Buck Rogers .... i loved those outfits she wore
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Emperor Morphetine
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Ooh, now you've got me thinking!
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Lucifer_666
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i think i have thought too much
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Emperor Morphetine
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I know I have lately!
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Lucifer_666
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whom are we kidding.....i can never have enough mwahahaha
next category to select a threesome.......Superhero/villain females
Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman
Jessica Alba as Sue Storm
Rebecca Romijn as Mystique
Spidey's Sarah Jane from both the films and the comics
Black Cat from the comics
or how about the ....erm....X..tremely nice group of X Men here ..... Storm, Jean Grey, Rogue and Psylocke
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Emperor Morphetine
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My first choice lately would be Monica Belucci, mmm....
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Lucifer_666
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hey...... she's mine she's always mine
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Emperor Morphetine
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Can I have those three from the Mummy films then?
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Lucifer_666
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very well then you manipulated me into that one you evil fantasy wife genius you
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Emperor Morphetine
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Oh good!
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Lucifer_666
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urrgghhh..mumble......
though i'm happy with Monica Bellucci, Jaclyn Smith (Charlie's Angels days) and Jessica Alba uurrrrrrrrr ...well i'm happy for the moment
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Emperor Morphetine
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Fair choice.
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Lucifer_666
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oh no i forgot Jane Seymour
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Emperor Morphetine
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Heh.
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Lucifer_666
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I can't help it .....too many women
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Emperor Morphetine
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No bad thing on occasions bud!
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Lucifer_666
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in the bedroom its never a bad thing mate
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Emperor Morphetine
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Indeed.
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Lucifer_666
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I just thought of the Bond movies uh oh
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Emperor Morphetine
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Jesus, yeh.
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Lucifer_666
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when i was young i loved the one in the Spy who loved me now i love ......erm.......all of them
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Emperor Morphetine
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Lucifer_666
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though you'd want to have your wits about you with Mayday
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