Yes there will be drinking ..yes there will be dancing and yes we will have to separate Cristian Bale and Russell Crowe and their ladies ...
Yes its time...Welcome to the first ever FilmFlicking Awards...and here's your host .....Lucifer!!
So lets get started
The FilmFlicking Award for Best Supporting Actress goes to......
Spoiler:
Marisa Tomei (The Wrestler)
Okaaaayyy
The FilmFlicking Award for Worst Supporting Actress goes to......
Spoiler:
Carmin Electra (Meet the Spartans)
Next up.....
The FilmFlicking Award for Best Animated Film goes to...
Spoiler:
Kung Fu Panda
Now....
The FilmFlicking Award for Best Supporting Actor goes to...
Spoiler:
Heath Ledger (Dark Knight)
The FilmFlicking Award for Worst Supporting Actor goes to...
Spoiler:
Pierce Brosnan (Mama Mia)
The FilmFlicking Award for Best Comedy goes to...
Spoiler:
Tropic Thunder
The FilmFlicking Award for Worst Actress goes to...
Spoiler:
Rachel Bilson (Jumper)
The FilmFlicking Award for Best Actor goes to...
Spoiler:
Brad Pitt (Benjamin Button)
The FilmFlicking Award for Worst Director goes to...
Spoiler:
M. Night Shyamalan (The Happening)
The FilmFlicking Award for Best Soundtrack goes to...
Spoiler:
Slumdog Millionaire
The FilmFlicking Award for Best Actress goes to...
Spoiler:
Kate Winslet (The Reader)
The FilmFlicking Award for Worst Film goes to...
Spoiler:
Superhero Movie
The FilmFlicking Award for Best Director goes to...
Spoiler:
David Fincher (Benjamin Button)
The FilmFlicking Award for Worst Actor goes to...
Spoiler:
Mark Wahlberg (The Happening)
The FilmFlicking Award for Best Film goes to...
Spoiler:
Slumdog Millionaire
And finally
FilmFlicking every year will bestow a Special Award to someone in the film business that they believe deserves or warrants such an honour....
So.... the first ever FF Special Award goes to.....
Spoiler:
Heath Ledger
Catnapper
Excellent work Luc
I'd forgotten about Pierce Brosnan in Mama Mia ....it was alarming hearing him sing at first
Catnapper
Good to see Kate, Heath and Slumdog winning Oscars.......the Academy must have been following our FilmFlicking Awards
What about Sean Penn winning Best Actor though?!.....Mickey Rourke must have thought he stood a chance of winning after his wins at other awards ceremonies. But, he did say he'd upset so many people in Hollywood over the years that it might affect his chances of winning. Well done to Sean Penn though....I've seen clips from Milk and even though I know it's Penn, he somehow manages to make you forget it's actually him!
Emperor Morphetine
Well, what a show that was- are the FF Awards an annual event now?
Lucifer_666
Thanks you all for the compliments and in answer to your question Morphy yeah I think it will be a yearly event now which will grow and become bigger ...with everyone's help
And yes Babe I think those Oscar people have been following our lead here though i did think Rourke was a cert and it was a surprise to see Penn get it....he must be very good
oh and wasn't Hugh Jackman very good too...i was pleasantly surprised
Jipdog
Damn it! Thought Dark Knight would have got best film after it not getting nominated for the Oscar. Oh Well. Got to say, Slumdog Millionaire does nothing for me, but each to their own.
Catnapper
I see Hugh Jackman got in a dig about comic book films not being nominated for Oscars during his opening song!
Lucifer_666
It was a close thing bud....I thought it would have gotten nominated for the Oscar in that category too
Was that the bit Cat where he sings 'He's Wolverrrrine'?
Catnapper
I was surprised Dark Knight didn't get nominated too.....comic book, horror and sci fi films seem to get overlooked a lot of the time. They usually get nominated for technical achievements, costumes or music instead. But it was good to see Heath Ledger get the award for The Dark Knight.
Yeah that's the one Luc! I see the Oscars were up by 4 million viewers compared to last year's viewing figures....but critics were divided about Hugh Jackman. I thought he was very good from the few clips I've seen!
Jipdog
I honestly thought The Dark Knight would be the comic-book film to break that barrier. Oh well.
Catnapper
It certainly deserved to win more awards, but the Oscars Academy seem to have a thing about not voting for comic book films and I don't know why that is
Lucifer_666
Well it wouldn't be the first time a great film was completely passed over by the Oscars....Shawshank comes to mind
Glad to hear the viewing figures were up ..and I thought he was good too...well of what I seen of him too...i never got to see it live and full this year
your right Cat comic book films never make it to Oscar glory
..yes there will be dancing 
and yes we will have to separate Cristian Bale and Russell Crowe and their ladies .
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....it was alarming hearing him sing at first 
