My Top Ten Annoying People

K · My Top Ten Annoying People

This list will be updated as I decide on them:

1. John Barrowman. Why does he feel the need to constantly go on and on about how gay he is? Er- I mean how he is a gay man

I saw him talking about kissing all the Marias on that programme and he said how he loved doing that scene with them

Er, John, are you protesting too much? Do you secretly like the Ladies? I do prefer Captain Jack to John Barrowman, if only he could be more like the good Captain.

2. Russell Brand. He's finally annoyed me too much! He was just so pathetic on the Big Fat Quiz of the Year yesterday. He was trying SO hard to be controversial and rude, but it was obviously just to get attention.

3. Noel Fielding- see no. 2 above. I used to like him but he has been led astray by his luvvie friend

To be continued...

Lucifer_666

I have an addition for you K ...well okay she's definitely on my list anyway

and thats Fern Cotton....I didn't mind her before but now she's on bloody everything...I'm sick to death of seeing her...she's getting as bad as Davina McCall was at one stage

K

Yes, we should compile a list of everyone's top annoying people and vote who is the worst ten

Lucifer_666

Sounds like a plan K

there is another guy I can't have and I know I'm probably the only one but that Dermot Monaghan guy who does the BBC Breakfast show...I think he's really arrogant and judgemental

Madamhoney

No he doesn't bother me at all Luc.
I don't like Russell Brand much but he was funny on Graham Norton and have to admit if he flashed that smile my way I'd melt into a puddle!

They were really good on the quiz last year but it was much more natural last time, they were trying to get the same feel and it just didn't work. We didn't laugh the whole time, it was just rubbish.

Now, a top 10 of annoying people!! I'll have to get my thinking cap on, and narrow it down - lol.

Who does Strictly Come Dancing? Cause I can't stand her accent, there's really no need, Coom Dancin!! GRR!!

Lucifer_666

I have to admit I watched him too on Graham Norton and thought he was very funny aswell but as you say it was more natural, off the cuff stufff there not like the quiz this year...

Oh and if he flashed a smile at me I think I would just be very seriously concerned that I wouldn't end up in a puddle .

....urrggghhh if you know what I mean

RP

Davina McCall still annoys the hell out of me, those bloody adverts she does!!!!

Catnapper

Kerry Katona overacting on those Iceland ads
Fiona Philips.......always seems false somehow

Barry Scott's still annoying on the Cillit Bang ads

Janet Street Porter.....that voice!
Nick Knowles.......comes across as smug

I'm sure I can think of more!

Lucifer_666

Some good ones there people

I could name a few Irish personalties that really peeve me off but none any of you would know except maybe Daniel O Donnell who should be hung up by his own testicles and be made bungey jump with elastic that is far too long

lord vader

i agree luc , o donnell should be hung , so should graham norton , elton johnson , george michelle oh i mean michael

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Scorpio

i hate almost everyone:

drew barrymore (she smirks during all acting scenes)
fern cotton
dermot o'leary
bernie mac
that soap guy from GMTV
jade goodie "am i minging" - - YESSSSSSS
geena davis

lord vader

yup jade is well annoying

Scorpio

this may be a tad harsh............but, i would lose no sleep if i never saw that girl EVER again; a mystery vanishing would dot the trick

in fact no, because then it would be "where is Jade" everywhere

Scorpio

or........"oh Goody, Jade is missing"

lord vader

she can dissapear if she likes , and hopefully it ain't the aliens thjat take her , or were fecked .

Catnapper

Bad news........she's supposed to be taking acting lessons in the US

lord vader

that's worse than letting the aliens take her

Catnapper

I can see her on a reality show again about her trying to become an actress

Scorpio

stricktly come choking, looms

Lucifer_666

Oh god not even the Americans could warm to Jade...could they?

I just hope she never appears on How to Look Good Naked ...I don't think I could handle that experience again

Lucifer_666

Dermot O Leary has just gone in as hot favourite to top this list

lord vader

can't see why , dermot is aw right

Catnapper

He's not too bad......Jonathan Ross is getting on my nerves cause he never stops talking about himself

K

Oh yes, Dermot O'Leary is very annoying! He is trying SO hard to be 'different', 'controversial', 'edgy' etc. I hate people who are false, so that is most TV personalities I suppose

lord vader

yeah hun most of them are false ,

YoUtAlKiNgToOmE

I have to agree with you on Johnathon Ross,so up his own.

Catnapper

He used to be funny but now he hardly lets his guests gets a word in edgewise and he talks about himself all the time

Lucifer_666

If any of you seen Dermot on the show last night you'd see what I mean ..I used to like him too but last night he was awful.

JR annoying you both

....he models himself after me too

K

I like Wossy- he always says the things that everyone else is thinking but doesn't dare say!

Madamhoney

I still like Dermot, not as much as I used to but I much prefer him to that AWFUL woman who used to present the X-Factor, I couldn't stand her and I prefer him over Davina presenting this new BB.

I can't stand Jim Davidson, Jamie Oliver (argh!!), whatshisname that does Lilly Savage, he's soooo annoying! Natasha Kaplinsky who is right up her own arse these days.

Lucifer_666

So do I K

..... I also don't think he is up his own ass at all sure its all done in jest....its all part of the joke when he's interviewing people...now some may argue that the joke has worn thin now but I still find it and him funny.

And Honey oh my God how could I forget Jamie 'Shove those school dinners up his arse' Oliver arrgghhhh that guy irritates me so much.

...Oh and that Gillian McKeith one bugs that hell out of me too...someone should make her eat those excrements she examines .....dirty cow

. I also would put Tyranny and Piriah in there too (for the uninitiated thats what I call Trinny and Susannah

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By the way Kate Thornton and Paul O'Grady Honey ....and as for Kaplinsky ....that mightn't be the worse place to be

though I know what you mean

Lucifer_666

Jeremy Kyle....I just thought of him there now...I can't have him

Catnapper

Why would you want him Luc?!

Only teasing......I know what you mean

Connie Huq who used to be on Blue Peter.....I can't stand her voice

Lucifer_666

Well I suppose I could have him on my own special devil talk show where I tell him he's a waste of space and to stand up and be a man

Oh I can't have her voice either

Nostromo Crew Member

Where do I start. The age of the vacuous 'celebrity' is well and truly upon us.

1 VERNON KAY - If there was ever the winner of most smug, cheesy and plain talent free it's him

2 TESS DALY - See above

3 JONATHAN ROSS - The man has gone on uncritised for years. Anyone else who came out with his 'wit' would have been pulled over the coals, oh and why is it every programme he does has to have his name attached?

4 NOEL EDMONDS - Used to acceptably cheesy in the 70's but he seems to think Deal Or No Deal is on par with a chess game. Deluded and past his sell by date

5 DENNIS WATERMAN - Again a mediocre actor has managed to make a little go a long way.

6 ANT & DEC - A case of the Empror's New Clothes?

I was going for the obvious the daytime presenters, game show hosts but the above are ones that annoy me.

Lucifer_666

I agree with many there especially Vernon Kay and Daly

Though Wossy? you have a point however about his name on all his shows

Waterman? but who would we get then to act in and sing the theme tune

Catnapper

Phil in Eastenders.......he's wooden, always acts the same and he's forever sighing before he says his lines!

Lucifer_666

(sigh) Yo Bruv'

I absolutely hate them women on Loose Women....they are just so conceited...

Catnapper

If you hate the Loose Women lot then you'll like this Luc

Teletext did a poll for the Most Loathed Faces on TV and these people were on it.

Richard and Judy topped the list (mainly because of Richard Madeley being smug and annoying)
Fiona Phillips
Myleene Klass
Denise Welsh from Loose Women

Kerry Katona
Eamonn Holmes
Jonathan Ross
Jeremy Kyle
CJ (Eggheads)
Alan Carr
Amanda Holden
Ricky Gervais

Most of them I agree with......but I'm surprised Myleene Klass is on the list

Emperor Morphetine

OK, here's my top ten...

1. The likes of Kate Nash, Lilly Allen etc. Just because they sound thick, their music's rubbish and yet mysteriously everyone says they're great. Why?

2. Anyone self important, smug or otherwise arsey. It just annoys me greatly, and the pompous swines deserve to be ignored or laughed at.

3. Customer services people, because they are on this earth only to annoy people with their constant questioning and the fact you wait ages for the 'privilege' while they put you on hold.

4. Arsene Wenger/Sir Alex Ferguson. For choosing to come across as sore losers on the rare occasions they're beaten and disputing what everyone else knows is just down to bad performance.

5. Russell Brand. Because he thinks he's funny, but he really isn't. And the whole 'I'm mad, me' thing is getting tiresome.

6. People who moan about trivial problems. Although I'd like to help them I just don't see the point when they could just as easily sort it themselves.

7. The political correctness brigade. It's because of them that this country's giving human rights to those who really don't deserve them and driving us into a 'nanny' culture.

8. Health and safety regulators. Why oh why do they insist on ruining people's fun with their ponderous rules?

9. People who patronise, because they drive me mad.. I'm 21 years old, not 2 and a half!

10. Z list celebrities- I mean, who really cares about bloody Christopher Biggins winning 'I'm A Faded Celebrity, Let Me Get Back Into The Public Eye'?

Ooh, it makes my blood boil at times!

Catnapper

Some of those make my blood boil too......especially number 7

Lucifer_666

Oh I do hate that Denise Welsh one alright Cat but she ain't the only one on that Loose Women I hate....in fact I think I detest the whole show...I deplore the way alot of them have to say what they know will appeal to the audience they have and then sit back and recieve an applause for it urrgghhh it irritates me any time I see it and then of course there is the male bashing and how great the female community is

I'm surprised JR is there??
However Jeremy Kyle and CJ (Eggheads) definitely deserve to be there

...I can't have Kerry Katona either come to think of it

I think you have been thinking about this for some while now Morphy?

Funny you mention Lilly Allen, etc. because I was after having a conversation where I was just after giving out about this type of music too...it is usually crap...though I was focusing more on Amy Winehouse who everyone thinks is just brilliant and I just think she's awful

I actually think no. 7 is a tricky one to call for me ......you see I believe in human rights for everyone but I do also think that the Political correct crowd have gone crazy these days on other subjects like concerning language and what you can say ot even think or see

Emperor Morphetine

Well, I have been thinking about it a lot, and there are things about every aspect of life which I hate, but rather than focus my anger on one I prefer to be nice and hate them all equally!

Amy Winehouse is also in my list for point one, its just that so many of them have sprung up now because everyone else deems it 'cool' that I couldn't possibly write them all down. And I also believe in human rights for all- but surely there has to be a point where you just say 'no'- dangerous criminals etc, as surely by committing a major crime like murder they've proved they aren't fit to be considered part of the civil majority.

It could just be me ranting but oh well.

Lucifer_666

Emperor Morphetine

Ah good!