Lucifer_666
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Derek Zoolander in Jersey?I got this email the other day....its doing the rounds at the moment so others may have gotten this but if not I thought I'd put it on here...
Could Derek Zoolander have illegitimate children in Jersey? 
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There's more to life than being Really Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking
The spray on tan that some of these guys have is freaking priceless. Plus the hair is pretty sweet too (I'd sooner be caught rockin' a mullet).
The guy in front is a loser because he doesn't have his collar popped.
What the hell is with the 'Blue Steel?' Is everyone in Jersey Derek Zoolander.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Steroids are awesome (superman belts are too!)
This guy is probably thinking, I wish I was a little bit steroid-ier.
Goose makes me look so cool.
It's the angry guy from before, and he's joined by Sly Stallone's creepy pysco cousin. How funny would it be if all these guys were 25? In Jersey, anything's possible.
I wish those were reverse lights.
I can't tell, is this the same guy?
 
Check me out, I just bought some sweet new jump suits, and I'm super psyched to try out this new hair gel.
Please note the guy on the right. He's a little too pale. Maybe his oompa-loompa friend could help him out.
Now doesn't he look so much better in this picture?
I mean if the objective was to grab your attention, mission accomplished. Tell me your eyes didn't go straight to pink jacket.
'Wait, so how many layers of this stuff are we supposed to put on?'
I think these guys could really use a couple cans of tan
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I love the Blue steel looks and the guy in the pink Jacket 
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Catnapper
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Are these people for real?!!
Love the oompa loompa twins but the steroid guy in the v neck looks scary  Remind me never to go to Jersey
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Lucifer_666
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Yep I think they are for real
And yeah what is with that steroid fella he looks like he's gonna rip somebody apart
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Catnapper
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I know you get millionaires in Jersey cause of the tax being lower there but I never knew they had all those type of posers
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Lucifer_666
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Obviously money doesn't give you fashion sense or come to think of it common sense Though the women must like the tangoed look in their men
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Catnapper
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And the really frightening thing is......they probably think they look good Notice it's the men who look freaky and not the women 
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Lucifer_666
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I know ..thats what makes me think the women must like their men to look like that
Considering the poses too they really do think they are God'd gifts to humanity or womanhood
I still laugh everytime I see the guy in the pink jacket and the look of him
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