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Posh has 'worst boobs', says scientist

 
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:00 am    Post subject: Posh has 'worst boobs', says scientist  Reply with quote

Victoria Beckham has the worst type of breasts possible, according to a scientific report by Patrick Malluci.
Malluciís research into the perfect pair of breasts concludes that the Spice Girl's are the worst, while model Caprice Bourret has the best.
The scientist will discuss his work at a Breast Enlargement Conference in London next week.
The report claims that the ideal breast should be top heavy and have a nipple that points marginally upwards.

Malluci commented: "The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at least 45 per cent from the top."

Fussy ain't he???
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think the mans maybe a looney
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd hate to be his wife

How stupid.....surely there are better things to do than that?! But I suppose it gives him a good reason to ogle women's breasts.....in the name of research!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aye he probs sits there looks at here chest and says " there no braw bye the way "
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And that's when she pours his dinner over his head!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could think of worse jobs now though I would feel sorry for his wife too
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a funny title for a thread. Sounds like a Sun headline. I bet David Beckham wants a word with him.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'd probably tell him how is golden balls should look too K


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